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What do you call a rabbit with fleas: Joke, riddle, answer

This week, the internet is being inundated with a great dad joke. What do you call a flea-infested rabbit? For the solution, keep reading.

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One of the many jokes making people laugh on social media is “how does a duck fart?” and “What do you call a nun who wakes up from sleep?”

It’s impossible not to laugh at their pleasant humor and trite, formulaic punchlines. You will undoubtedly laugh at this joke.

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

So, what do you call a rabbit with fleas?

The punchline is…

  • Bugs Bunny!

Get it? Fleas are bugs and Bugs Bunny is the character from Looney Tunes.

More hilarious rabbit dad jokes

If you loved that one, these dad jokes will put a smile on your face too…

  • What do you call a happy rabbit? A hop-timist.
  • What is a rabbit’s favorite music? Hip-hop.
  • What do you call a rabbit that’s raised indoors? An in-grown hare.
  • What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit? A bunny ribbit.
  • What did the rabbit give his girlfriend? A 14-carrot ring.
  • Where do rabbits work? At IHOP.
  • How do you know a rabbit is in a good mood? He’s hoppy.
  • How do rabbits travel? By hareplane.
  • What do you call a bunny transformer? Hop-timus Prime.
  • Where do rabbits go after their wedding? On their bunnymoon.
  • How does the Easter bunny stay fit? Eggsercise and hareobics.
  • Why did the bunnies go on strike? Because they wanted a better celery.
  • What do you call 50 rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare line.
  • What did the bunny say to the carrot? It’s been nice gnawing you.
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These rabbit puns will make you laugh

These rabbit one-liners will crack you up as well…

  • A friend of mine stole a rabbit. Then he had to make a run for it.
  • I bought a bunny because everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
  • I used to own a rabbit, but now he’s just some bunny that I used to know.
  • The Easter Bunny won’t be making his usual rounds this year. He’s laid up with a hareline fracture.
  • I bought my rabbit a fancy new hutch. But he doesn’t seem to carrot all.
  • You must be the Easter Bunny, because you’ve got me all egg-cited.
  • I know a bald chap who put a rabbit on his head. He wanted a head of hare.
  • Got in a lift with an animal that looked a bit like a rabbit. It was a hare-raising experience.
  • I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.
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